O my goodness, I should just close this altogether so I can stop pretending that I can blog about life and somehow make it interesting. I will tell you about the poop-fest that occurred this morning. Following a series of time-outs for an unresponsive two-year-old, I was about to cuddle up to me son when I felt a smear of something warm on my arm. Oh, yes, all mothers out there are familiar with this smearing and are laughing to themselves right now and remembering the last time they were pooped on by their offspring. Somehow, his fecal matter had managed to come all the way up his back, out his diaper, onto both of our arms, my shorts, and his ultimate comfort when life is collapsing all about: his blanket.
After running the bath for him (still covered in poop myself), Sariah woke up from her nap, and the missionaries were downstairs in the bathroom/laundry room so I had to wait to do the necessary laundry.
Then my girl was hungry and we were all out of milk. Thank goodness for frozen Eggo waffles. Now I am sure I am the only mother out there feeding her nine-month-old Eggos, but it satisfied her long enough for my husband to valiantly run in with a gallon of milk and run back out.
So I guess I should get my children up from their nap now that I hear Ethan crying "Yucky" followed by some blowing noises. I am afraid, and may not return.
Wish me luck.
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Hey Ashley,
How I've missed your posts but it's totally alright cuz you've been living the dream. You've had one of those days huh? ME TOO!!! I came in and his diaper has halfway undone. Thankfully he was wearing pants so it was contained but there was #2 all down his leg and on the inside of his pjs. Times like this where I am grateful for handheld shower heads.
That's so considerate of you to let the Missionaries do laundry at your house. Your awesome. Good Luck!!
Yay! And I read this one too! :) Sorry about the poop incident. That is le tragic! Here's hoping the day continues to get better, and that you keep up with the blogging! :)
Wow! It did make me glad to hear that Emily isn't the only one to do that. :) I'm excited for girl's night tonight!
Sorry I am laughing but only because yesterday Madelyn pooped out all over at Walmart and at the same time Russ started crying to go to the bathroom and I had a cart of stuff. Yours still beats mine though. What would life be without it. Love your blogs. Glad to read another
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